21 July 2011
Cross Drinking Shit Coffee Off My Bucket List!
After many years of being subjected to shit coffee in the UK (such as instant, or only flavour espresso making all your drinks, yes Costa I'm looking at you, Geography is a Flavour!), I find myself paying a (relatively) extortionate amount for literally shit coffee just because it's the rarest and tastiest stuff in the world... Ah, that's actually a good reason too, plus it's was apparently made famous by the film The Bucket List.
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20 July 2011
24 Series 9 Should Have The "Counter Tourist Service"
The following events occurred in realtime. 6:13pm I see a sign for Counter Tourist Service. 6:14pm We burst into laughter. Beep beep, beep beep.
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19 July 2011
Cumi Love Honey Sir? But I'm No Longer In Bangkok!
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16 July 2011
After First Surfing Lesson I Need A Manly Drink
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15 July 2011
Things Go South As I Cheat On My Life Partner
So, having survived Bangkok, whilst still having an absolute blast, things have started to go south... And buy things I mean an Airbus A320-200 that is currently taking us over Java and into the Southern Hemisphere! I am no longer a one hemisphere guy, I'm cheating on the North with the South, let's see what it looks like...
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14 July 2011
Teddy Bear Rice Deserves An Oriental Hat!
I need to get myself a mould to make teddy bear rice as part of my Thai repertoire... He's sooo cute!
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In Our Restaurant There's No Touchy Touchy...
It's important to get given space in a restaurant, so maybe it's worth advertising that your staff are never too close to customers. Unless someone has stolen (forgotten) the letter D...
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13 July 2011
Chicken Porridge? I'm Lovin' It!
If snail porridge gets a Michelin Star, what does McD's Chicken Porridge get, other than a wide berth? [Point of interest: I am fully qualified to comment as I have been awarded two Michelin stars earlier this year!]
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11 July 2011
Have I Ever Seen This Logo Before?
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Donald Buys A New Car / Van
All he has to do is tell his wife, and import it back to the UK, don't know which will be harder...!
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